One day, we went to a steak restaurant. I ordered the rib basket. And then the workers turned up the music and started dancing. They were kicking and turning and pretending to lasso stuff. I was afraid they were going to kick somebody's plate off of the table. It was crazy!Here are a few examples that this dancing mess is a bad idea.
1. Someone needs to go to the bathroom and they're kicking around in the way.
2. You may need something like butter and your food gets cold because they're over there dancing like a bunch of crazy idiots.
3. And while they're over there flapping around, a bad guy could go and steal all the money from the cash register.
4. Some of the food could boil over in the pot in the kitchen while they are trying to entertain you. And I'm not very entertained.
So, if you go to a steak restaurant and the music goes up and the workers surprise you by dancing, you better keep your plates far from the edge or they may be kicked off. And many other tragedies could happen, too.
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