Flu Shots

Today, I got a flu shot. Mine was not like a shot, but a gun that sucks your skin and puts the vaccine in there with no needle (but I don't know). It made my arm numb.

It is important to get a flu shot, because it keeps you from getting the flu. I won't get the flu. Don't be scared, especially if you work in a daycare or something like that. Did you know any of us might have already had the swine flu and didn't know it? Also, isn't it better to get poked with a needle than having the flu? Is being sick and throwing up fun? That's why I got my flu shot. I haven't had the swine flu shot yet. Don't ruin your Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas with the flu - get a flu shot!

Mad About Duct Taper

In the news, a cat was found, left to die in a yard, wrapped in duct tape. Isn't that mean? The cat was helpless. She could not move and she also could not pull off the tape. It is so sticky, you know. The SPCA has her and nicknamed her "Sticky". They say she is very sweet and loveable. They are trying to find her real family and the one who wrapped her in duct tape. That makes me cry. Here's the video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4R9wjjoeNI and www.wral.com/lifestyles/pets/video/6097982 .

A Few Silly Stories I Made Up

One day, I woke up and my mom had only one school book. She said the dog had eaten them all. I looked at him and you could see all the (school) problems on him. One side was questions and the other was answers. So, we did school off the dog.
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This year of school, I thought was going to be fun - because it's always fun, except for the assignments. I hate math. Then I went to this "fun school" and everything we did that day was fun. We made art projects and crafts and we read, but no math! The next day and the rest of the year, all we did was math! And I was mad! Math. Math. Math.
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Another day, I bought some tissues and everytime I used them, they all flew out of the box. It was weird, but nobody would believe me because they jumped back in the box every time.

Cool And Stupid Cams

Here is a website ( http://search.earthcam.com/search/ec_kids_search.php?cat=UNU ), which you can look at some "cams". Some are stupid, cute,funnyor cool. Also, I noticed that some were dark, because it was nighttime. I have written about some below:

Peckadilly Circus Egg Cam - I didn't see this video, but it sounds super cool. You watch baby chicks hatching out of their eggs and seeing the world for the first time.

Cheddar Vision - This is very stupid. All you are doing is watching cheese get old. I don't know who would want to sit around and watch cheese on their computer!?

Otter Sanctuary - I love this one, because those otters are so cute.

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My Fish Cam - This one has been changed to http://www.fishcam.com/ .

Watching Grass Grow Cam - Just like it says, it is very stupid. I don't think this is to watch grass grow. I think it is a nosey neighbor.

World's Largest Cactus Cam - Again, this is a very stupid webcam, but the Yellow Submarine in the background is cool (The Beatles).

Panda Cam - When I looked at it, the panda was asleep and hugging a rock. It made me laugh.

Portland Pet Cam - This is all about cats. I love cats!

Jigsaw Puzzles Online

On the internet, there are these jigsaw puzzles. You can pick some of their pictures or one of your own to make a puzzle. Then select how many pieces you want to build. They cut the picture up and you try to build it back. This is for all ages. It is a good thing to do when you are bored. http://www.jigzone.com/

Happy Birthday!

Scooby Doo is now 40 years old. I love Scooby Doo. Happy Birthday. (My mom made me that Scooby Doo in the picture. Also my dad told me Scooby was 40 now.)

Scooby Doo, where are you?!

Waffle House Songs

When I go to the Waffle House, I like to play the jukebox. I play Johnny Cash, Elvis, Patsy Cline, but mostly I like to play the Waffle House songs. Sometimes the waitresses and cooks sing and dance to them. (Not like that steak restaurant when they were kicking their legs up in the air and being very scary.) Now, they are making a cd with the songs. But I am sad that they do not have my favorite one - "I Feel Good (At The Waffle House)". When you listen to it, it gets stuck in your head. Also, you get to eat their good food - like their strawberry waffles - when you listen to the jukebox. Buy the cd on the Waffle House website.

"Squirrels In My Pants"

This show is stupid, but this video is funny. You need to watch it. Here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrM7jZ9pUAo&feature=related .

Monkey Babies

These baby monkeys live in the Denver Zoo. They are Emperor Tamarin monkey twins. Their names are Lara and Lucy. On July 30th, when they were only three weeks old, their mom died of cancer. So they live in the animal nursery. They are so tiny, they drink out of a syringe with a nipple (see in picture.) Also, they are brushed with a toothbrush. I think Lara and Lucy are the cutest things in the world.

Mud Slinger

I would like to show you this funny video of a pig named Mud Slinger. He is very smart. And I was laughing so much. I hope you like it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMHt-4x_46s

The Dangerous Limb & Nosey Neighbor Love

The day after our cat, Rigby, died, a limb the size of a really big tree feel in my yard. It went from fence to fence. It fell at 6:15 in the morning. I didn't hear it, but my mom and dad did. It had not fully fallen, yet it crushed the net on my trampoline, made our shed "toast", and our wheelbarrow was smashed. If it had fallen when we had Rigby's funeral, we would be dead, too. We spent a lot of time cleaning it up, but we're almost done.

Our freak neighbors looked excited thinking we would give them the precious gift of a log to burn. Our freak neighbors, who live in different houses, when it's not raining or they're awake, will find something to burn - from trees to vinyl siding. Later they sit in the bathroom to peek at us. Also, at other times, they find are finding other ways to be nosey. They are in love, I think.

Funeral Comfort

Yesterday, I went to my grandma's sister's funeral. I was sad. So, if you are sad if one of your loved ones died, then here is a note for you.

I am sorry for "such-n'-such" dying. Well, he/she was suffering and God said it is time for him/her to go. The body is empty. He/she left that body behind. Their soul went to find a new one. God just unplugged that plug that connects the soul to the body. Now he/she is in the bestest place. And he/she gets to see everyone he/she missed who died before them.

All the saddness, tears and funerals are for the people who are alive. You're the one who is sad. The person who died is joyful, happy and they shed only tears of joy. Don't worry - you will see them again.

Groovie Goolies

You probably don't know what this show is, but my mom and dad watched it when they were little. And I watch it on dvd. Their show is made to be like the Archie Show. It all started in the '70's. Here are the main characters: Frankie (Frankenstein); Wolfie (Werewolf); Drac (Dracula); Hagatha (a witch who is married to Drac); Batzo and Ratzo (mischief-maker twins); Bonapart (skeleton of Napoleon Bonaparte); Dr. Jekyll-Hyde (two-headed doctor); and Bella La Ghostley (the dracula woman). This show is hilarious and I love it. My two top favorite cool ghouls are Wolfie and Frankie. I hope you love it! Boo!

P.S. I think the Wolf Wagon is cool. It is also hairy.

R.I.P. Rigby

My mom's cat, Rigby, who she had for a long time died today. He is about 20 years old, which is very old. He got very sick and he died in my mom's arms. It made me very sad. When I looked into his eyes, as she was holding him, you could see he had no soul. He is in Heaven. I love him.

(Sorry, I couldn't make his eyes not glow in the picture.)

Safety Tips For Thunderstorms Or Tornados

Today, we had a thunderstorm, so I thought I'd write about how to stay safe in them or tornadoes.

1. Stay indoors.

2. Go in the middle of the building, away from windows, doors or trees.

3. Put all of your belongings (blongens) you really need or want in the stove, washing machine, dryer, cabinets, dishwasher or anything that is attached to the wall.

4. Unplug everything in your house.

5. Don't talk on the phone. Cell phones are okey-dokey.

6. You can also lie down in the bathtub.

7. Make sure you don't have anything outside that can blow away.

8. Get out candles and flashlights at night. Be careful not to burn the house down with the candles.

9. If you're in your car, don't drive into a tornado.

10. Try not to be on the toilet when it's thunderstorming. It's not a very nice place to die.

Luna Moth

Last night, my dad caught a female Luna Moth. She looks like a leaf. Her name is Luna. My dad put it in the little catcher thing you get in that Butterfly Treehouse kit. My cat is rolling on the floor, whacking the net trying to play with her.

I want to tell you about Luna Moths. They turn into adults after they are in cocoons. They only live for another week. Adults don't eat. And to tell if it's a girl, then it has a fat belly which is full of eggs. They are called "luna" because it means moon and they fly around at night.

(This picture is of my Luna.)

Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Pug Pushes Stroller!

This is the most hilarious video ever. The pug pushes its fake baby and rides a skateboard. I wish this was my pug. Watch it: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5529534/14536817

(Picture from AKC website.)

Meow Luau!

Come to the SPCA of Wake County or the PetsMart on Capital or Millbrook in Raleigh. The SPCA has too many cats, so they are 50% off, Saturday. If you want a cat or a kitten or a couple of them, they're on clearance. Go to the SPCA of Wake County or those PetsMarts to see them in person and pet their little heads. Go to the website to see them online: http://www.spcawake.org/site/MessageViewer?em_id=3681.0. Or go to youtube to see them some of them do the hula: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KsjhPtfpvE .

If you don't have a cat, here are some good reasons to get one. You should get one - they're cute, sweet and teach you to have a good responsibility. If you have a snake problem, get a cat - they scare them off. If you're lonely, get a cat - cat's are the best pals and pets ever.

Meow!

Kate & Allie

I watch a TV show called "Kate & Allie". Here is what happened today on "Kate & Allie".

It was spring cleaning day. Chip was lonely and Kate and Allie were cleaning. His friends were busy and Jenny and Emma were putting on make-up. So, Chip did a trick. He poured ketchup on his shirt and stuck a spatula in his armpit to look like he was stabbed. Kate and Allie came in. Allie pulled out the spatula and said "Chip no more jokes. Go up to your room and wash your shirt." He looked out his window and saw a man give a lady some shoes. Then Allie called "Chip have you washed your shirt yet?" Chip ran into the bathroom, pulled off his shirt, put water on it and threw it into the hamper. Then he put all kinds of medicine in the toilet. It bubbled up and spilled over the sides. Kate and Allie yelled at him. He watched out his window again, but with binoculars to stare at the man and woman again. The man pulled out a dagger and went to the woman who was sleeping. Chip told Allie, who did not believe him. He tried to call 911, but Allie stopped him. Emma and Jenny came and watched out the window with Chip. Chip went down to to get the apartment number off the apartment, because the guy now wiped blood off the dagger. Jenny and Emma saw Chip. He was in the murderer's apartment. They ran downstairs to get their moms. Allie screamed when she saw Chip at the apartment with the murderer. The murderer was actually just a magician. He did a trick. Allie was very scared and yelled at Chip. Then she told him about the boy who cried wolf, when he got home.

I love this show. It's so funny, because they do a lot of crazy things. I think it's hilarious. I can't wait to watch it tomorrow.

Biscuit

Yesterday, I had enough money to buy Biscuit the "Furreal Friends - My Lovin' Pup". His is like a real dog. He is a golden retriever. He is as big as my real Boston Terrier and maybe a little bit bigger and smarter. He comes with a bone he chomps, a collar, a brush and a birth certificate. Mine did not come with a bone and a birth certificate. My dad called the company Hasbro to get a bone and birth certificate. Hasbro was very nice and are sending me a bone and birth certificate. Biscuit responds to these commands: lie down, give me a paw, shake, sit, sit up and beg, Do you want a treat?, and speak. I found Biscuit another treat for now. He is chomping on it. This is the greatest toy ever!

Surf Rats

My dad loves surf music and surfing, so this is for him: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5482845/14426459

Apollo II

40 years ago today, Apollo II landed on the moon. The astronauts were the first people on the moon. Neil Armstrong was the very first person to step on the moon. America beat the Russians, who had beaten us a million, cajillion times in space stuff. Everybody watched on TV. I bet it was really cool.

Since it's been 40 years, they should go up again. Then, I can watch it on TV. And it will be very cool.

The Best Game Ever!

Remember "Hotel For Dogs"? Well, guess what?!? There is a game that is based on the movie free online. It's great! You can pick a dog. In the selection list is: Friday, Cooper, Shep, Georgia and Lenny. You can play with your dog choice in one of these games: Wash Dog; Play Fetch; Vend A Shoe; Feeding Time; Catch A Breeze or Supply Store (earn points to use to buy things for your dog.)

The games take place in a cartoon version of the hotel in Hotel for Dogs. The game does things exactly like in the movie. I better hurry, I need to play this game again! Here it is: http://www.nick.com/games/movie_games/hotel-for-dogs-doggie.jhtml

Hep Cat

Here is a short cartoon you should watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKcTqJPFSbs . I like it.

This is what happens. The Hep Cat wants a girl cat, so the dog who wants the Hep Cat goes and tricks him with a puppet girl cat. Will it work?

Fennec Fox

The Fennec Fox is adorable. It is the only fox you can keep as a pet. I really want one. It weighs up to 3.3 pounds. It grows up to 16 inches long, plus a long tail of 10 inches makes it 26 inches. I think they look like a cat and a dog together. It makes a noise like a dog and a bird together. It is an animal from the African desert that eats plants, animals and insects. They will still have wild habits. You can not housebreak them. They also try to build a nest inside your furniture to store food.

My dad needs to buy me one. In the picture, it looks like you can stack 'em to store 'em.
(Pictures were found on the internet.)

Simon's Cat

You should watch these videos. They are hilarious (halliours). There is also one starring Simon's sister's dog. He (Simon) is also trying to make another video. Here they are: http://simonscat.com/

You can also find his new book called "Simon's Cat". (I want it!)

These are the funniest videos ever!

My Favorite Candies

Today, I want to tell you about my favorite candies. Here they are:

1. Cowtales - They are carmel sticks with vanilla filling. It comes in different-sized sticks and different flavors. The round flat ones are called Bulls-eyes.

2. Twizzlers - These are little licorice sticks that are twisted and have a lot of fruity flavors.

3. Starburst - This is block- (or square-) shaped chewy candy, also in fruity flavors.

4. Reese's Pieces - They are peanut butter-filled shells.

5. Dum-Dum Suckers - These are different kinds of blends and flavored suckers.

6. Lifesavers - Lifesavers are doughnut-shaped sucking candy in all kinds of flavors. My favorite flavor is orange.

7. Hot Tamales - This is cinnamon-y, red-hot candy. (My dad loves it, too.)

8. Nerds - Nerds are like little fruity delicous crumbs.

9. Pop Rocks - They're popping, little fruity dots. They jump when they're wet. I hate them on ice cream!

10. Laffy Taffy - I like Laffy Taffy, especially strawberry and banana. It is strips of fruity taffy.

Well, that's all that I can think of. I wanted to tell you I was allergic to chocolate, then I grew out of it. Then, I didn't like it. What is your favorite candy?

Smile

This was Michael Jackson's favorite song called "Smile". It was written by Charlie Chaplin from a movie from the 1930's. It made my mom cry. Here are the lyrics:

Smile

Smile, though your heart is aching

Smile, even though it’s breaking

When there are clouds in the sky

You’ll get by

If you smile through your fear and sorrow

Smile and maybe tomorrow

You’ll see the sun come shining through

For you
Light up your face with gladness

Hide every trace of sadness

Although a tear may be ever so near

That’s the time you must keep on trying

Smile what’s the use of crying

You’ll find that life is still worthwhile

If you’ll just

Smile

I like it.

(Picture found on the internet, somewhere. Lyrics from: www.charliechaplin.com/biography/articles/42-Smile-Lyrics)

Fireworks Freaks

On Independence Day, we went to the State Fairgrounds to watch some fireworks. There were some geeky nerds there throwing a football and a frisbee in front of cars in the street. Then there was an old lady that we called "Grandma" who stayed in the car while the others in her family went and sat on a bench. She scooted into each of the seats (in the car) to try which one was best. She was sitting backwards to the fireworks. Someone in her family came and got her out. And there was this kid who was not being good. He was screaming and then ran and laid in the road. His mom came and pulled him up, over and over again. He started throwing a temper tantrum. Then his mom lifted him up on the roof of of her car, handed him a Sprite and a sparkler. We gave her the sparklers.

The big final fireworks weren't very good. But as we watched the fireworks, two trains went by. I bet it was fun to watch them from the train. I love the times when they shoot off smiley faces in the fireworks. I love fireworks. They're cool!

Everyone tried to leave at the same time. They were very impatient. We sat in the back of the truck and waited and watched. It was so stupid!

Independence Day

Today is Independence Day - the day that George Washington and some other important men signed "The Declaration of Independence." They signed it to say that the United States of America would not be part of Great Britain. The USA is 233 years old, today.

I'm proud to be an American, because we can all live free. A lot of soldiers fought in that war and other wars and a bunch of them died to protect our freedom. Happy Birthday United States of America!

What did the stars and stripes on the flag say to each other?

They're looking at us, so let's wave! Ha, Ha.

Dog Cooking Tips By Chef Bone

This is Chef Bone. He is giving tips to dogs on how to cook.

1. Be careful not to burn yourself. A stove can set your fur on fire!

2. Let your master deal with the stove.

3. Don't put too much pepper on your dog food. It will make you lick your lips for a couple of hours.

Here are some names of foods I make that are popular: Chicken Bone Soup, Turkey Taters and Beef Tots. I also put a lot of "pup"rika in my recipes and sometimes I get hair in my food - sorry. I love to pat out dough with my paws, front and back. I also love to lick the bowl when I am done. That's all for today, dawgs! "Bone" Appetit!

(She made up a story to go with a photo found on the internet.)

Oil Spills

When oil tankers go to sea, they may crash and leak oil. Then birds or any animal in the water can get oil on them and die. Rescuers go and rescue them and they clean them with a little Dawn dish soap. Don't try to rescue one yourself. You would not know what to do and it could die.

If a bird gets oil on it, it's feathers get matted (malted) together. Then, it cuts off their ability to swim, float and stay warm or cold. They have to have their feathers laying a certain way. Then, they pick and eat off a tiny bit of the oil, because they really want it gone. It messes up their body. It is very sad, because they can die if their feathers aren't just right.

You can go and buy Dawn soap (enter a code from the bottle to donate a dollar: http://www.dawn-dish.com/en_US/savingwildlife/dhlanding.do ) or just give online and you could help an animal. Or you can go on the rescue site and donate: http://www.ibrrc.org/oil_affects.html

Here is a message to the people spilling oil: CUT IT OUT!

(Watch the great new Dawn commercial here: http://www.dawn-dish.com/en_US/savingwildlife/video.do )

Who Made The Weiner Mobile?

Here is a website (listed at the end of this blog). They make a lot of vehicles - the Weiner Mobile is one of them! You look under "Custom Vehicles" to see some others. Maybe you will see one you've seen on the road before! My favorite is the Weiner Mobile. My dad loves it, too. Everytime, we see it parked somewhere, we run up and take our picture with it. I would love to ride in it one day. Here it is: http://www.craftsmenind.com/custom-vehicles/unique.htm .

Science Experiment! (Alert!)

Here is a science experiment. Things needed:

bowl of warm water

baking soda

dish soap

popsicle sticks

1. Pour baking soda on top of water. Make sure it covers every drop!

2. Get a popsicle stick. Try to make a path in the baking soda with it. Is there a path? No.

3. Dip it (the stick) into dish soap. Try to make a path again. Is there a path? Yes.

This, I learned in VBS (Vacation Bible School). It was supposed (spost) to be an example that Moses parted the Red Sea! I don't think they meant he parted the Red Sea with dish soap.

Bullies

Yesterday, I got bullied by a boy. (He had purple pants with sticks on them.) He bent my finger all the way back, stepped on my feet, burped in my ear, spit in my eye, slapped a kid in the face and other mean things. It made me cry. You should always tell an adult if you're getting bullied. My mom and dad took care of things.

The next day, he and his mother came and apologized to me. I gave him a hug and said it was okay. I think you should always forgive someone if they hurt you and then apologize.

Poor Michael Jackson

Have you heard that Michael Jackson died? Well, I would like you to pray for his family, like I am. And pray that he made it to the wonderful kingdom up there.

Gopher Hole Museum

Gopher Hole Museum is a very funny museum. The guy who owns it, calls them gophers, but they are really ground squirrels. It is located in Torrington, Alberta, Canada. All of the gophers have passed away (the ones in the museum, that is), so he stuffed them. It is two dollars to go there. The museum is the size of an RV. It takes less than 10 minutes to go and look there. I think it is not worth it to spend $2.00 to look - you have to take a trip and you are done in 10 minutes. Because everyone loves the Gopher Museum, every fire hydrant in town is painted like a gopher! The museum will give you a map and you can go and see the gopher hydrants.

Here is a video so that you don't have to pay $2.00 to see the gophers. So, watch it! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/852262/gopher_hole_museum/ My favorites are "The Stick Up" and "The Wedding".

I think it is stupid to have to go see some dead gophers in costumes, but they are very cute. If my dad made his own "gopher scene", it would be a gopher dressed as The Creature (from the Black Lagoon) holding a scared gopher girl.

I Held A Frog!

Today at my VBS (Vacation Bible School) program, we talked about Moses and Pharaoh and the bad things God gave to Pharaoh. God did this because Pharaoh would not let Moses' people go. We talked about the frogs and I got to hold a real frog! The frog's name was Froggy. He was very slimy.

I like frogs very much. They are funny and they hop a lot. Frogs hatch from eggs and become tadpoles. Then, they grow back legs and their tails get shorter. They get front legs and their tails get really short. Finally, they turn into a frog with no tail. It's very weird.

How To Make A Tie-Dyed Shirt

Here are the steps on making a tie-dyed shirt:

1. Get a shirt that is for your size.

2. Twist in the shape of a snake.

3. Wrap the snake-twisted shirt into a ball.

4. Put rubberbands to hold it in place.

5. Get tie-dye paints and paint the shirt.

6. Then, you put it in a ziploc bag and let it dry.

7. Soon, you will have a tie-dyed shirt. When it's dry, take it out and take the rubberbands off.

8. Finally, untwist it and wash it.

You can make more than just tie-dyed shirts. You can make purses, socks, hats, doll clothes, dog clothes and pants. I haven't seen any tie-dyed pants, but I know there are some freaks out there wearing them.

"Good Times And Bad Times"

I made this song. I thought George Michael could sing it. This is not a kids song.

"Good Times And Bad Times"

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You had a good time.

I had a bad time.

What will I do to be like you?

Do I buy a dog?

Do I buy a cat?

Do I buy a fish, a parrot or a hamster?

You had good times. I had bad times (repeat 8 times)

Sing chorus, which is above, 3 times.

When will it, it, it change around -d -d?

You have been playing around at home.

I have been working by myself.

I have pain everywhere.

I am like a slave, but . . .

You're having a good time.

I'm having a bad time.

So, I will have to do away with it forever.

Repeat second chorus above, 3 times.

Drinking And Driving

You should not drink and drive. You could hurt or kill someone or even yourself. It is bad. If you drink that's bad, but driving and drinking is even badder. PLEASE do NOT drink and drive! If you hurt someone, you're not just hurting them, but also their family. If you live, you have to live thinking that you hurt or killed a person and ruined (rewuned) a family. And you will ruin your life and you don't want to do that do you? If you want to go somewhere and be stupid and drink, get someone else to drive or just stay home.

80s Video Reviews, #5

Today, I am going to review some more 80s videos.

"Thriller" - Michael Jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

My mom thought I was going to be scared, but I am not scared of stupid. Michael Jackson and his girlfriend were on a date. They went to a movie. She got scared and left. He tried to calm her down. As they walked home, they passed a graveyard. Then some stupid dead guys came out and trapped them. They (the dead guys) had leprosy and were dropping body parts all over town. Then Michael turned into one of the dead guys. His clothes got dirty, too. He always solves his problems by dancing. So, he did. Then, we found out it was a dream. Stupid!!! I didn't know dead people could dance. Everytime Michael Jackson comes by everybody dances.

"Love Is A Battlefield" - Pat Benatar (or as Presley calls her - Pat Burger)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9J9rTZJBmw

Pat is kicked out of her house and is sad. She writes letters to her brother, who is at her house. And she goes to a club and hangs out with all these guys. A scummy guy wants to dance with her and some other girls. So, they say we can scare you. They start shaking their shoulders at him. He gets scared and runs away. Then, he comes back. So, they do it again. It always works! All the girls leave together dancing and walk out onto the highway. They say good-bye and dance. Then she dreams about being on a school bus. I thought it was really stupid. I didn't want to use "stupid" again, but there is no other word.

"Love Stinks" - J. Geils Band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GluCM_ggMvw

I thought this video was very crazy and stupid (sorry about that again.) It made me laugh. The drummer is slapping the drums with mitts. There is a tiny guy playing two trumpets and jumping on a pogo stick. And a monkey is in a button-up shirt. One of them (the band) winds up in a girl's bathing suit. One is getting a tattoo at the dentist. Then they put the lyrics up when the video is almost over, so you could sing along. Why aren't they up the whole video? One guy wakes up with a fish in his bed. And they were all wearing gas masks, because they say love stinks. I can't believe someone made this video, but watch it - it may make you laugh.

Commercials That Don't Make Sense

I saw this commercial (cersimal) that said if you or a loved one died, then you could get a cash refund. That is impossible! How can you get it if you're dead?!? And I saw a commercial that said if you were a nurse that you could not take their medicine. (She is referring to when they say you shouldn't take a certain medicine if you are pregnant or nursing.)

Also, I don't understand when the commericals say to ask you doctor if you can take this medicine. Why doesn't the doctor tell you to take the medicine? And why would you want to take this medicine if it says you can get diseases, headaches, pains, nausea, purple body parts and even rashes?

These commericals don't make any sense.

McHale's Navy

I like McHale's Navy tv show. It is really funny. They get together and then there is a lot of mischief. Did you know that the guys who play McHale and Mr. Parker also do the voices of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy from Spongebob Squarepants? (Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway)

If you have not watched McHale's Navy, then you should. You would burst out laughing! LOL! Here is an example from one of the episodes that was funny. I was watching it today. Mr. Parker was forced to work for Captain Binghamton, because he got in trouble. He was doing something to work on the grass and Captain Binghamton called him. Mr. Parker looked up and sprayed his face with the hose! See I told you it was funny.

Babe, The Two-Legged Puppy

Babe is a little puppy dog - half poodle, half chihuahua. She was born with no front legs. She doesn't care. Babe is very cute and sweet. She sits like a person and hops around on her hind legs like a kangaroo. She was almost given away and people told her owner he should put her to sleep. If you watch the video, you will see her whole story. Here it is: Babe's Story - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUQery6RkYE .

Her owner loves her very much. She is very happy. There is nothing wrong with her, but she doesn't have front legs. This should teach people that God did not give you anything you couldn't handle.

Guess what day she was born?!? Halloween! I love this dog.

Do Great Good

"Do Great Good" is a search engine, that every time you go on there and search - it gives money to charities. The foundation for right now is Petfinder.com. You can use Yahoo! or Google, but "Do Great Good" is better and it doesn't cost you anything to give to a charity. That's good for me, because I can look things up and I don't have any money. Here it is: http://www.dogreatgood.com/?rfcid=1300&rfcp=header-right . My mom found it for me.

No More Slim Jims

Did you know that, near our house, the Slim Jim and Con Agra Foods factory exploded? It just fell apart. Well, three people died. We need to keep the people who are hurt in our prayers and the families of those who did die. That was the only Slim Jim factory in the whole world! We need to pray for the people who did not die to get another job quickly to help their families. There is a lot of good praying to do for a lot of good people.

X #2

Yesterday night, my dad and I went to see X play again at the Cat's Cradle. You can see their website at: http://www.xtheband.com/ . Billy Zoom acted silly with me like last time. He told us he has twin daughters. When they were done, Exene gave me their set list (which I taped on my wall.) She was very nice and I talked to her for a long time. It was so cool to meet her. My dad bought a little wooden "X" painted white (from the store Michael's), which we only got Exene and Billy Zoom to sign (and my dad's cd.) I also got a button set and a poster at the show.

Please keep Exene in your prayers, because she has a disease called multiple sclerosis. She looked like she was not feeling good and looked tired, but she was still great.

They played most of my favorites, which I got to vote on online, like "Nausea", "Johnny Hit and Run Pauline", "Los Angeles", "Sugarlight", "Soul Kitchen" and "White Girl". I had a great time, even though my friends James and Lauren weren't there, but I saw people from last time and they remembered me. I felt like the Queen of X, again.

Happy Birthday, Mama!

Today is mom's birthday! I'd tell you to do the same thing like with my dad's blog (wishing him a happy birthday), but she doesn't have a blog.

Today, is also my last day of school. It is a happy day.

Happy Birthday, Mama!