Wednesday, March 18, 2009

No More Dirty Kitties

Here's how to wash a cat.
1. Get a towel and fill a small tub with water. Make sure the cat fits.
2. Go find the cat, who is probably hiding under the bed.
3. Put the soap in the tub and drop cat in.
4. Then kitty has to get a bath.
5. Put soap on cat and rub.
6. Rinse.
7. Take cat out to dry it.
8. Leave cat in bathroom until it is completly dry and then let the kitty out.

Be careful because kitty may climb the shower curtain to try and get away. If it does not cooperate, tell it how important baths are. Wear armor when you give a cat a bath. Seriously! Warning: the cat may hate you for two hours before it is dry. And it might put it's wet body on your pillow.

This is also the method that you can use to give a chicken a bath.

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