Monday, March 23, 2009

80s Video Reviews, #2

When I did this last time, people liked it - so here are some more video reviews.

"Karma Chameleon" - Culture Club
The video starts out with Boy George on a haystack in the middle of the country. All these people are around him waiting for a boat called The Chameleon. Well, it gets there and this guy is stealing jewelry. At first on the boat, he is playing cards and steals the checkers. Meanwhile, Boy George is singing through a window, because they won't let him in. Some girls go and tackle the bad guy and make him walk the plank. Then these girls who are in red and gold and green {like in the song} dresses are dancing with Boy George while he's singing. Karma Chameleon! This is a good video.

"Beat It" - Michael Jackson
There is a lunch counter where this guy gets up and slaps another guy. Then they follow each other and they go get a lot of people. The people from the pool hall did the same thing. So it is the lunch counter gang vs. the pool hall gang. Now there is two groups and they have been walking down the street. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson is in bed. He gets up and puts on a red jacket and goes out into the hall and does a silly dance. Then at the same time, the two groups have met at a garage. They, then, tie the leaders together and are having a knife fight. Michael goes to the lunch counter and the pool hall to look for his friends. Then he goes to the garage and starts dancing. This made the knife fight be over. I thought it was hilarious. He turned a fight into a disco!

"We're Not Gonna Take It" - Twisted Sister
A kid was playing on his guitar, when his dad came in and yelled at him. Then he asked the kid what he wanted to do. The boy said "I want to rock!" as he strummed his guitar. His dad flew out of the window. Then the kid spun around and turned into the Twisted Sister guy and he nodded and his brothers turned into the band. And the dad just flew out the window some more. And every time, his wife sprinkled water on his face.

The band was really freaky and they looked creepy in all that make-up. That is why girls wear make-up, because boys don't know how to put it on. And they don't know how to wear their hair, either.

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