Pete Malloy and Jim Reed were on break. They were taking their gals to a ghost town. Reed's wife was going to have a baby. Malloy's girlfriend was a nurse, but didn't work with babies. When they got there, they parked Reed's car and went to the old saloon. Then, they heard a sound like thunder. It was all of these guys on motorcycles. They were called the "Satan's Sinners".The gang saw Reed's car and dug through it. They found handcuffs and a picnic basket. Malloy and Reed were watching, as the Satan's Sinners threw beer at Reed's car. Then, the gang looked through all of the buildings for them. They called them "fuzz". Reed and Malloy caught the leader and two other guys. Reed's wife asked him, "Didn't you own one of these (motorcycles) before?" "Yes" he said. She said "Honey, run down to the hospital now and hurry. I'm going to have a baby!" So, he did (on one of the motorcycles) and she did not have one (a baby), but will soon.
If you go to a ghost town and there is a motorcycle gang, just be quiet and let them have all of your fried chicken.
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