Who Made The Weiner Mobile?

Here is a website (listed at the end of this blog). They make a lot of vehicles - the Weiner Mobile is one of them! You look under "Custom Vehicles" to see some others. Maybe you will see one you've seen on the road before! My favorite is the Weiner Mobile. My dad loves it, too. Everytime, we see it parked somewhere, we run up and take our picture with it. I would love to ride in it one day. Here it is: http://www.craftsmenind.com/custom-vehicles/unique.htm .

Science Experiment! (Alert!)

Here is a science experiment. Things needed:

bowl of warm water

baking soda

dish soap

popsicle sticks

1. Pour baking soda on top of water. Make sure it covers every drop!

2. Get a popsicle stick. Try to make a path in the baking soda with it. Is there a path? No.

3. Dip it (the stick) into dish soap. Try to make a path again. Is there a path? Yes.

This, I learned in VBS (Vacation Bible School). It was supposed (spost) to be an example that Moses parted the Red Sea! I don't think they meant he parted the Red Sea with dish soap.

Bullies

Yesterday, I got bullied by a boy. (He had purple pants with sticks on them.) He bent my finger all the way back, stepped on my feet, burped in my ear, spit in my eye, slapped a kid in the face and other mean things. It made me cry. You should always tell an adult if you're getting bullied. My mom and dad took care of things.

The next day, he and his mother came and apologized to me. I gave him a hug and said it was okay. I think you should always forgive someone if they hurt you and then apologize.

Poor Michael Jackson

Have you heard that Michael Jackson died? Well, I would like you to pray for his family, like I am. And pray that he made it to the wonderful kingdom up there.

Gopher Hole Museum

Gopher Hole Museum is a very funny museum. The guy who owns it, calls them gophers, but they are really ground squirrels. It is located in Torrington, Alberta, Canada. All of the gophers have passed away (the ones in the museum, that is), so he stuffed them. It is two dollars to go there. The museum is the size of an RV. It takes less than 10 minutes to go and look there. I think it is not worth it to spend $2.00 to look - you have to take a trip and you are done in 10 minutes. Because everyone loves the Gopher Museum, every fire hydrant in town is painted like a gopher! The museum will give you a map and you can go and see the gopher hydrants.

Here is a video so that you don't have to pay $2.00 to see the gophers. So, watch it! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/852262/gopher_hole_museum/ My favorites are "The Stick Up" and "The Wedding".

I think it is stupid to have to go see some dead gophers in costumes, but they are very cute. If my dad made his own "gopher scene", it would be a gopher dressed as The Creature (from the Black Lagoon) holding a scared gopher girl.

I Held A Frog!

Today at my VBS (Vacation Bible School) program, we talked about Moses and Pharaoh and the bad things God gave to Pharaoh. God did this because Pharaoh would not let Moses' people go. We talked about the frogs and I got to hold a real frog! The frog's name was Froggy. He was very slimy.

I like frogs very much. They are funny and they hop a lot. Frogs hatch from eggs and become tadpoles. Then, they grow back legs and their tails get shorter. They get front legs and their tails get really short. Finally, they turn into a frog with no tail. It's very weird.

How To Make A Tie-Dyed Shirt

Here are the steps on making a tie-dyed shirt:

1. Get a shirt that is for your size.

2. Twist in the shape of a snake.

3. Wrap the snake-twisted shirt into a ball.

4. Put rubberbands to hold it in place.

5. Get tie-dye paints and paint the shirt.

6. Then, you put it in a ziploc bag and let it dry.

7. Soon, you will have a tie-dyed shirt. When it's dry, take it out and take the rubberbands off.

8. Finally, untwist it and wash it.

You can make more than just tie-dyed shirts. You can make purses, socks, hats, doll clothes, dog clothes and pants. I haven't seen any tie-dyed pants, but I know there are some freaks out there wearing them.

"Good Times And Bad Times"

I made this song. I thought George Michael could sing it. This is not a kids song.

"Good Times And Bad Times"

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You had a good time.

I had a bad time.

What will I do to be like you?

Do I buy a dog?

Do I buy a cat?

Do I buy a fish, a parrot or a hamster?

You had good times. I had bad times (repeat 8 times)

Sing chorus, which is above, 3 times.

When will it, it, it change around -d -d?

You have been playing around at home.

I have been working by myself.

I have pain everywhere.

I am like a slave, but . . .

You're having a good time.

I'm having a bad time.

So, I will have to do away with it forever.

Repeat second chorus above, 3 times.

Drinking And Driving

You should not drink and drive. You could hurt or kill someone or even yourself. It is bad. If you drink that's bad, but driving and drinking is even badder. PLEASE do NOT drink and drive! If you hurt someone, you're not just hurting them, but also their family. If you live, you have to live thinking that you hurt or killed a person and ruined (rewuned) a family. And you will ruin your life and you don't want to do that do you? If you want to go somewhere and be stupid and drink, get someone else to drive or just stay home.

80s Video Reviews, #5

Today, I am going to review some more 80s videos.

"Thriller" - Michael Jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

My mom thought I was going to be scared, but I am not scared of stupid. Michael Jackson and his girlfriend were on a date. They went to a movie. She got scared and left. He tried to calm her down. As they walked home, they passed a graveyard. Then some stupid dead guys came out and trapped them. They (the dead guys) had leprosy and were dropping body parts all over town. Then Michael turned into one of the dead guys. His clothes got dirty, too. He always solves his problems by dancing. So, he did. Then, we found out it was a dream. Stupid!!! I didn't know dead people could dance. Everytime Michael Jackson comes by everybody dances.

"Love Is A Battlefield" - Pat Benatar (or as Presley calls her - Pat Burger)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9J9rTZJBmw

Pat is kicked out of her house and is sad. She writes letters to her brother, who is at her house. And she goes to a club and hangs out with all these guys. A scummy guy wants to dance with her and some other girls. So, they say we can scare you. They start shaking their shoulders at him. He gets scared and runs away. Then, he comes back. So, they do it again. It always works! All the girls leave together dancing and walk out onto the highway. They say good-bye and dance. Then she dreams about being on a school bus. I thought it was really stupid. I didn't want to use "stupid" again, but there is no other word.

"Love Stinks" - J. Geils Band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GluCM_ggMvw

I thought this video was very crazy and stupid (sorry about that again.) It made me laugh. The drummer is slapping the drums with mitts. There is a tiny guy playing two trumpets and jumping on a pogo stick. And a monkey is in a button-up shirt. One of them (the band) winds up in a girl's bathing suit. One is getting a tattoo at the dentist. Then they put the lyrics up when the video is almost over, so you could sing along. Why aren't they up the whole video? One guy wakes up with a fish in his bed. And they were all wearing gas masks, because they say love stinks. I can't believe someone made this video, but watch it - it may make you laugh.

Commercials That Don't Make Sense

I saw this commercial (cersimal) that said if you or a loved one died, then you could get a cash refund. That is impossible! How can you get it if you're dead?!? And I saw a commercial that said if you were a nurse that you could not take their medicine. (She is referring to when they say you shouldn't take a certain medicine if you are pregnant or nursing.)

Also, I don't understand when the commericals say to ask you doctor if you can take this medicine. Why doesn't the doctor tell you to take the medicine? And why would you want to take this medicine if it says you can get diseases, headaches, pains, nausea, purple body parts and even rashes?

These commericals don't make any sense.

McHale's Navy

I like McHale's Navy tv show. It is really funny. They get together and then there is a lot of mischief. Did you know that the guys who play McHale and Mr. Parker also do the voices of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy from Spongebob Squarepants? (Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway)

If you have not watched McHale's Navy, then you should. You would burst out laughing! LOL! Here is an example from one of the episodes that was funny. I was watching it today. Mr. Parker was forced to work for Captain Binghamton, because he got in trouble. He was doing something to work on the grass and Captain Binghamton called him. Mr. Parker looked up and sprayed his face with the hose! See I told you it was funny.

Babe, The Two-Legged Puppy

Babe is a little puppy dog - half poodle, half chihuahua. She was born with no front legs. She doesn't care. Babe is very cute and sweet. She sits like a person and hops around on her hind legs like a kangaroo. She was almost given away and people told her owner he should put her to sleep. If you watch the video, you will see her whole story. Here it is: Babe's Story - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUQery6RkYE .

Her owner loves her very much. She is very happy. There is nothing wrong with her, but she doesn't have front legs. This should teach people that God did not give you anything you couldn't handle.

Guess what day she was born?!? Halloween! I love this dog.

Do Great Good

"Do Great Good" is a search engine, that every time you go on there and search - it gives money to charities. The foundation for right now is Petfinder.com. You can use Yahoo! or Google, but "Do Great Good" is better and it doesn't cost you anything to give to a charity. That's good for me, because I can look things up and I don't have any money. Here it is: http://www.dogreatgood.com/?rfcid=1300&rfcp=header-right . My mom found it for me.

No More Slim Jims

Did you know that, near our house, the Slim Jim and Con Agra Foods factory exploded? It just fell apart. Well, three people died. We need to keep the people who are hurt in our prayers and the families of those who did die. That was the only Slim Jim factory in the whole world! We need to pray for the people who did not die to get another job quickly to help their families. There is a lot of good praying to do for a lot of good people.

X #2

Yesterday night, my dad and I went to see X play again at the Cat's Cradle. You can see their website at: http://www.xtheband.com/ . Billy Zoom acted silly with me like last time. He told us he has twin daughters. When they were done, Exene gave me their set list (which I taped on my wall.) She was very nice and I talked to her for a long time. It was so cool to meet her. My dad bought a little wooden "X" painted white (from the store Michael's), which we only got Exene and Billy Zoom to sign (and my dad's cd.) I also got a button set and a poster at the show.

Please keep Exene in your prayers, because she has a disease called multiple sclerosis. She looked like she was not feeling good and looked tired, but she was still great.

They played most of my favorites, which I got to vote on online, like "Nausea", "Johnny Hit and Run Pauline", "Los Angeles", "Sugarlight", "Soul Kitchen" and "White Girl". I had a great time, even though my friends James and Lauren weren't there, but I saw people from last time and they remembered me. I felt like the Queen of X, again.

Happy Birthday, Mama!

Today is mom's birthday! I'd tell you to do the same thing like with my dad's blog (wishing him a happy birthday), but she doesn't have a blog.

Today, is also my last day of school. It is a happy day.

Happy Birthday, Mama!

Smurf-tastic

Look at these crazy people at this college in England. They are dressing up like smurfs. It is very stupid. I like smurfs, but not painting your body and dressing like them. I wonder what goes on at a smurf party?!? (The story: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Smurf-World-Record-In-Swansea-Two-and-A-Half-Thousand-People-Dress-As-Smurfs/Article/200906215299574 .)

Animals Need Your Help!

Firefighters need pet-sized masks on their trucks for pets rescued in a fire and who cannot breathe. You can buy the oxygen masks (to donate) on these websites: http://www.petsamerica.org/programs.html or http://www.wagn4u.com/pet_oxygen_masks.html or donate money. The firefighters had to breathe in the animals noses to help them breathe and they cannot use people masks because their size is wrong. If you have a pet, then it would be good to buy a mask (to donate) or donate money to the fire trucks in all pet sizes.

We love our pets very much and would be very sad if our pets died because fire fighters couldn't help them. All fire fighters are heroes!

You can also buy a dog CPR dummy to help train the new fire fighters (also on this website: http://www.petsamerica.org/rescuecritters.html .) Remember to put a sticker on your house window that says you have a pet or pets. If you have a fire, it will tell the fire fighters you have pet(s) that need to be rescued. The government (grovermut) will not give money to the fire fighters for animal oxygen masks, because the money has to help save humans only. PLEASE HELP!

(Check out the kitten in the picture.)

John Lennon

John Lennon was a member of The Beatles. He died though, on December 8, 1980, in front of his house.

He was born in England in the middle of World War II. Nazis (natse) were dropping bombs (booms) near the hospital. His mother Julia Lennon was poor. But her sister Mimi Smith was not and took care of him (John). She was like his second mother. He went to two schools Dovedale and Quarry Bank. He passed the 11-plus test, which got him a bike from his favorite uncle and he moved to Quarry Bank. John loved poetry and art. Also, he had to get glasses when he was a kid. His mother got him liking rock music. And when he was a kid, his favorite uncle and his mother died. He was really sad.

John and some boys made a band. The Beatles are really "The Silver Beatles". Someone shortened it to "The Beatles". It was once called "Long John and the Silver Beatles", but John Lennon did not like being called Long John. His band also had these names: The Quarry Men, Johnny and The Moondogs and The Rainbows. They picked The Beatles to be like Buddy Holly's band The Crickets, for bugs. They changed the "e" to an "a" to add the word "beat" to their name. Paul was in the band and he understood John. He had lost his mom, too. They made songs for both their moms - "Julia" and "Let It Be".

Lots of people remember John Lennon around the world and his wish for the world was for there to be peace.

Rowdy Cat Party

One day, a family left on a trip. They left their two cats and their one dog. The gray cat's name was Swing, the orange cat's name was Bite and the dog's name was Max. Swing and Bite decided to have a party. Swing decided to run the "Terror Swing", which she calls the "Off Ground Swing". Bite ran the "Bite Max the Dog" game booth. Swing was the first person (cat) to try the game. She was terrified!

Swing said, "Let me take you behind the scenes of the Off Ground Swing ride. You tie a string to the ceiling fan, and then hold on tight. Turn on the fan and weeeeeeeeeeee! Help! Help! Help! Bite, help!"

"Coming!", shouted Bite.

"Phew. Thank youuuu, Bite.", she shivered.

"Now me, Bite, will take you behind the scenes, too. This is the Bite Max the Dog game booth. Just hide under the bed. When Max comes, just leap up and bite.", said Bite.

"Help! Stop, Bite. It is how you got your name, I guess.", screamed Max.

Bite and Swing whispered, "They're home. Take down the games and rides. Phew!"

"Bite, Swing and Max have you been good pets?", asked the family. "Hey, I don't remember leaving the fan on.", said Mom. Bite said, "Swing!"

(Story written to go with pictures found on the internet.)

Weasels

Someone requested for me to do a blog about weasels. I hope this helps.

The weasels are very fast. They are mammals with long, long tails and very short legs. They have a long slender body and soft brown fur. They can turn snow white in winter. Weasels have very good acute hearing. I think when they are brown and white, they look like a tabby cat. I think they are funny and cute. They love to slide on their bellies down hills. They are funny. I like weasels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMB-Fj61o6U&feature=related

Ferrets are also weasels you can keep as pets. One time, I saw a ferret at Wal-mart. He was in a cart going down a main aisle. He was white and was owned by an old couple. He had a collar and a leash. I guess ferrets are sweet enough to go to Wal-mart, but we didn't adopt him like our dog Fink! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWl_snUToM8

Yard Sale

Saturday, we had a yard sale. I was raising money also, by setting up a lemonade stand. The lemonade, lemonade powder, bottled water and freezer pops were for raising money to buy a Hospice brick for my Grandma Bubby (The brick will have her name on it and will be in the rose garden at the Hospice Center.) I have raised or saved half of what I need.

I also sold homemade dog cookies and that money was to sponsor a homeless animal at the SPCA. There was nothing in those dog cookies that could hurt you, just some chicken bouillon (recipe from the SPCA.) Some people who could not understand English came and bought some dog cookies after we said (over and over) they were not for people. They got down our driveway and gave it to their toddler baby! I bet he hated it.

Also, some freak came and said she did not have any money to me and then tried to get my mom to buy something from her (at my mom's yard sale.) Then she asked about a shelf we were selling and I remember her saying she didn't have any money.

Then this scrag lady came and said a lot of nasty stuff to some nice people of a different race. She was ripping us off, too, wanting stuff for half price and telling us of all of her stupid troubles, which was why she was broke. Then she was asking for more stuff and pulling a wad of money from her purse. She said to prove it (her being broke) look at my front window of my car. It had blue duct tape on her front window. What a bowl of lies.

Here is a lesson on yard sales. By putting a yard sale sign up, it means a lot of crazy freaks will come stomping around in your yard, but you can get rid of stuff and get some money if you don't mind freaks.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

Today is my daddy's birthday! He is 45 now. What I want for his birthday is for you to go on his blog (writefink.blogspot.com) and wish him a "Happy Birthday", please (even if it's late).

Happy Birthday Daddy and I love you!