Bubble Party

Here are some tips, which make a good time in the bath.

1. Add bubbles.

2. Get stuff from the kitchen - like spoons and bowls. Cook stuff - like your own bubble soup recipe. Here is my recipe for bubble soup.

Get a large bowl. Pour a pitcher of milk {bubbles} in. Crack 10 eggs {balls of bubbles}. Mix batter. Get some salt and pepper {bubbles}. Put a gallon of sugar, flour and spice and everything nice {bubbles}. Mix. Drop a ton of veggies and fruit {more bubbles} in and stir. Put on the stove {the edge of the tub} for 356 hours and 1,100,000 degrees.

3. Play music.

4. Play with a toy boat.

5. You can use bathtub paint on the walls. It washes off.

6. You can get all kinds of shapes, sizes and colors of rubber duckies and play duck family or duck races.

5. Get a water gun and fill it. Shoot anything you want in the bathroom, if no one knows.

But most of all, don't let your cat jump in the tub. You will hate your whole, entire life.

Pizza Recipe

I went to a cooking class last year and I made this snack pizza. I will tell you the recipe.

Ingredients:
1. Biscuit Dough (any kind you like, but refrigerated cans are best)
2. Hamburger
3. Iodized Salt
4. Garlic
5. Oregano
6. Sauce
7. Cheese

Directions:
1. Get some biscuit dough.
2. Flat it, so that it's not too fat or too skinny.
3. Cook some hamburger.
4. Put in iodized salt, garlic and oregano in the hamburger.
5. Get some sauce.
6. Put the hamburger down on the dough.
7. Then put the sauce on next.
8. And last put the cheese on.
9. Put the pizzas in the oven at some temperature for at least 10 minutes.
10. Don't let them burn.

I hope you enjoy this thing that kids usually love.

(Don't try this at home.)

It's Been 9 Years

My grandma, who is my mom's mom, passed away on this date - March 5, 2000. I was born in 2001, so I never saw her. We say that she picked me out for my mom in Heaven. My mom named my middle name after my grandma.

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She loved the Beatles and her favorite one was Paul McCartney. Her favorite song was "Yesterday" and they played it at her funeral. They also played "Let It Be" at her funeral. It fit perfectly - the name in it (Mary) and everything.

I love her even if I never saw her. She's in the best place now.

(Presley gave me a card this morning with a note in it. I wanted to share it here. "Dear Mama, I am sorry you are sad about your mom. She has to be happy up there for so many years. I know she doesn't like her daughter being sad. She's there. Her body is the only thing that's dead. Her soul isn't. She's an angel." What true, sweet words.)

Smokey Bear

I love Smokey Bear. When the State Fair comes, he is there in the woods preventing forest fires. Here are some tips that I remember from his book: break matches and hold them until they're cold; always drown a fire and if you see that a cigarette is still smoking - step on it and crush it, because it will cause a fire. His true story is that he was a little cub. He walked around without his mother, when she was asleep. Then some careless person came and set a fire! Animals ran and Smokey climbed a tree. His mother died. People stopped the fire and saved Smokey. They took him out and bandaged him and helped him. Then he was better and more fur grew over the burnt spots. He got a ranger hat and the ranger named him Smokey. It fit him perfectly. Now he's grown up and protects against forest fires. Only you can prevent wild fires!

Woodsy Owl is his friend. He says "No litter!". I do, too!

I Love Lucy!

The show "I Love Lucy" is funny and at the top of my list! My favorite episode is the candy factory one. They are all hilarious, I think. My dad says he likes Fred, but me and my mom like Lucy and Ethel. The one where Lucy has to put on a play is funny. She has to rent the equipment and stuff for the play and she's the gypsy queen. Then all the people she rented the stuff from come and takes the stuff back and even Lucy Ricardo! She didn't pay her bill.

I watched the one where they were going to Hollywood, California for Ricky to do his movie there. They were very hungry. So, they found a raggedy old shack where there was an old man running the run-down joint. They ordered some food and he would say he didn't have it. And every time they ordered something, he said he didn't have it. They asked what he did have and he said the special. Lucy asked "What's the special?" He said it was a cheese sandwich. So, they ordered the special and it was a week old and was like wax. They drove away. Lucy drove them in a circle and wound up back there - so they rented a cabin. The cabin had a small bathroom and the big bed had a big dip in it so they fell into the middle of it. When a train would go by the whole thing would shake and the bed would hop over to the bunkbeds and they wound up being together. It cost them $16 to stay there and it was a ripoff. They tried to get away, but they set off the burglar alarm. The man let them go, but he had stolen their steering wheel. He told them they could buy it for $16. They finally got out of that rat trap, but in their PJ's.

I have all the episodes on DVD and I watch them when I can. If you want to laugh, you should watch them. I love that Lucy!

Cat Burglar Gets Arrested By Boston Terrier-12!

Once upon a time, a cat burglar was around. His name was Guncat. Guncat was mean, but in disguise, he was nice. He stole mice and pillows and milk and fish and cat toys and cat brushes and worst of all, kittens.

One day, when Guncat was loose in his nice cat disguise, he was singing in a band. He was singing "Meow, Meow, Meow." Then suddenly, he stopped and left. A new litter of kittens had just been born to a mother cat named Miss Clawdy. He went and stole them. Pete Walloy came with Jim Weed and captured him as fast they could. Boston Terrier-12 is the best! By arresting Guncat, they finally broke the crime spree.

(This story was written to go along with this picture that I found on the internet.)

Little Rascals

I like the shows by the Little Rascals (or Our Gang). My favorite kids are Stymie and Spanky. Their dog Petey is funny. The gang has lots of crazy inventions. They also have a crazy mule that if he hears an alarm clock ring, he will sit and if you sneeze, he will run after you. Sometimes he winds up getting drunk off of rubbing alcohol and he kicks his back legs up and down like a freak. Ha. Ha. The kids are crazy and do a lot of crazy things. You should watch their show and see all of the cool gadgets and stuff they make. I have been watching the older ones without Alfalfa, but I've seen some with him and I'll get around to seeing his episodes later. The Little Rascals (or Our Gang) is about a bunch of little boys and girls who get into mischief. The adults think the kids don't know anything, but they turn out being smarter than the adults. You would love them very much. The gang, the fun and the laughs are the reason I think so.