Math Trick

Here is a trick. This is how you do it. Let's pretend you are doing it with me. You write a number between 100 and 999. It has to be a three-digit (didict) number with none of the numbers the same - like you picked 853. Now reverse the number - so it would be for this number, 358. Subtract those numbers. Take the answer you got and write the reverse of it underneath. Add these numbers together. What is your answer? {Now don't read the rest of my blog until you figure it out.} Then I bet your answer is 1,089! Is that your answer? If it isn't, it's wrong. Everytime you do this right, it comes out to be 1,089. This is a good trick, but it can't change your life.

The Treadmill Band

I watched this video. Their music is cool and their video is amazing. You know, you have to be careful on treadmills. When they (the guys in the band) lie down, their hair may get caught. I guess that's why that one guy was bald! I bet they're fit from all that treadmill walking and dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI

Hooty And Al, The Hooting Owls

There once (wonst) was a band called The Hooting Owls, played by Hooty and Al Owl. Their music is very screechy, but they think it's good. Their mother hates when they practice in the house. The neighbors hate it when they practice outside. They have never won any "Best Music In Show" award before, but they have won "Worst Music In Show" award. Today, The Hooting Owls are going to play and win an award - it's "Worst Music In Show" again. Here are some of their songs: "Theme", "Come On Do The Hoot", "Here Comes The Hooties", "There An Owl, Where An Owl, Everywhere An Owl", "Who Left The Eggs Out" and "Owls, Owls, Owls, Cool". You will never find them on CDs, because they are too terrible. But trust me you won't want too anyway.

Easter For Real

Today is Easter and today, I'm going to tell you it's real meaning. It's not about Easter eggs or the Easter bunny.

Back in the New Testament of the Bible, Jesus was born. He taught and did miracles. Then Jesus' disciple, Judas, told these guys who didn't like Jesus where He was. They were going to get Him crucified (crosafided)! Crucified means to be whipped and beaten and forced to work. Then, you have to carry a big, wooden cross to a hill and be hung up by nails and die. Well, Jesus was hung up there on Good Friday. Before that, He got whipped 39 times and had a crown of thorns on His head and He carried the cross to the hill. He was hung up by nails on His hands and feet. People who liked Him, put a towel covered in wine on a stick and gave it to Him. But these mean men wanted Jesus to suffer, so they got a spear and drove it into His side. Ouch, I bet that hurt! They said to Him, "If you're the Son of God, why don't you save yourself?" Then He died. He was placed in a tomb with a rock guarding the door. After three days, on Easter, His mother Mary and a friend came to put flowers at His grave. Ohh!! The tomb was empty! The Lord had risen! He came back to His disciples. They were stunned. Then after 40 days, He went to Heaven. So, there's the story, folks!

If you're either lost or if you're lonely or bad with sin, just turn to Jesus. He is always there to help you out. (She believes that based on the picture she picked, that it was probably about to rain as Jesus went to Heaven.)

Easter Egg Hunt

So far, I have been to three egg hunts. I found a teddy bear at one and I named him Bunny Shortstop. I have witnessed some bad kids. One snagged an egg from me. I was mad, because you could get $15 if you found a penny in an egg. Right now, as I write this blog, I am about to make Easter eggs.

What you do at an Easter egg hunt is - 1) Look for a golden egg. 2) When you hear a whistle, run fast to get the eggs. 3) Pick up eggs. 4) Open them.

What to do to be nice at Easter egg hunts is - 1) Be sweet to the little kids by giving them your extra eggs. 2) Don't bully people around. 3) Don't steal eggs. 4) I wish people would bring Easter baskets and not garbage bags.

What the bad kids do at Easter egg hunts is - 1) Steal eggs. 2) Cheat. 3) Push. 4) Shove. 5) Bully. 6) Start before time for the hunt to begin. 7) Make me mad.

I saw a snobby lady walking her dog on a bathroom walk in the middle of the eggs. That's one brown Easter egg I don't want to find.

I had fun today! Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail. Hippety, hoppity, Easter's on it's way!

Target

Yesterday, we went to the Target store. There we saw these crazy teenagers going to the prom. My mom told me what a prom was. Then she said that kids don't ususally spend prom night at Target. They were in nice floppy prom dresses and tuxedos (touscetos). The girls took off their high-heels and walked around in there with no shoes and took pictures in there with the dishwasher detergent aisle (diturgent isle)!

Then, we went to leave and this lady came in all nice and pretty. I looked at her feet. She had two different high-heel shoes on! One was white and one was black with a rose. What was her deal?

Also, I wanted to mention (mentuen) that I saw this Easter card with peep bunnies dressed up like the Brady Bunch. They were called the Brady Buns! Target is a weird place to go on a Thursday evening. (She wanted me to be the tradmark "R" in a circle after Target in the title. I didn't know how to do it on this keyboard.)

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan's Island is another show I like. It is a very funny show. These people get on a boat for a three-hour tour. Then a storm gets crazy and the Skipper and Gilligan and the tourists get stranded on an island. No one lives there, but them. In one episode, the island is sinking into the ocean. Gilligan is always in trouble. And in one episode, he has a friend, which is a monkey named Gladys.

On the island are seven people from the S.S. Minnow, the ship. Here they are: Skipper - the captain; Gilligan - the sailor, the nut in the hut; Ginger - a movie star, she went because she wanted a ride, she is pretty; Professor - he went to study the ocean; Mary Ann - a farm girl, she just wanted a break, she is a sweet girl; and Mr. and Mrs. Howell - millionaires, they'll do anything (Mr. Howell has a teddy bear.)

There are huts that they built out of straw. They drink coconut milk and catch fish and lobsters to eat. They sleep in hammocks. I think if they could build a signal fire, they would be rescued. I wonder what the Skipper and Professor's real names are.

It would be weird to live there. This is what I would want to have if I got stranded on an island: my teddy bear, clothes, food, a bed, my pets, a Bible and a cow for milk, so I wouldn't have to drink coconut milk. Watch this show and if you ever get stranded on an island, it will help you. Hop aboard for a three-hour tour or maybe a whole life tour!